Wednesday, October 26, 2005

What is your blog worth - and I'm going to Hell!

Thanks to BigBuddhaPuppy for the links:

Cool! Now, if only this were real money!

My blog is worth $564.54.
How much is your blog worth?


Hmmm...4th Level of Hell...

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Fourth Level of Hell!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Purgatory (Repenting Believers)Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)Very Low
Level 2 (Lustful)Extreme
Level 3 (Gluttonous)Very High
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)Extreme
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy)Very High
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics)Extreme
Level 7 (Violent)High
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers)Very High
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous)Very High

Take the Dante's Inferno Hell Test


My Unitarian Jihad Name is: Brother Shuriken of Desirable Mindfulness.

Get yours.

Boy, if I was a terrorist...

The headline screams racism: Sikh's sword not welcome on VIA train. How terrible! I mean, goodness, nothing's more important than a person's religion. Not public safety, not human lives...NOTHING. What kind of barbarians stop some guy from carrying a sword onto public transportation! The humanity of it all.

Fer crissakes, I can see the voracious lawyers circling this issue like sharks. Someone's religious beliefs were insulted. Of course, if I were a terrorist, I would be watching this case with interest. 'cause if I wanted to hi-jack a plane or kill a whack of people on a train, all I would need to do in the future is dress up like a Sikh, replete with ceremonial sword.

Frankly, I think I will start a religion in which everyone has to walk around naked and carrying a loaded AK-47. Hey, it's my religion, you can't stop me!


Thursday, October 13, 2005

Let's start Googlebombing Paul Martin

If you type "failure" or "miserable failure" into Google, a Whitehouse biography of George W. Bush appears as the top search result. This is due to a googlebombing effort started by George Johnston on his Old Fashioned Patriot blog back in 2003.

I think we should do something similar to Paul Martin, Canada's dithering fool of a Prime Minister. There...see I just did it!

Let's get everyone to link to:
with the words "dithering fool".

Just type, or cut-and-paste

<a href="" >dithering fool</a>

into a web page and it will look like dithering fool.

Have fun!