Wednesday, October 26, 2005

What is your blog worth - and I'm going to Hell!

Thanks to BigBuddhaPuppy for the links:


Cool! Now, if only this were real money!


My blog is worth $564.54.
How much is your blog worth?



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Hmmm...4th Level of Hell...

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Fourth Level of Hell!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
LevelScore
Purgatory (Repenting Believers)Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)Very Low
Level 2 (Lustful)Extreme
Level 3 (Gluttonous)Very High
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)Extreme
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy)Very High
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics)Extreme
Level 7 (Violent)High
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers)Very High
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous)Very High

Take the Dante's Inferno Hell Test

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My Unitarian Jihad Name is: Brother Shuriken of Desirable Mindfulness.


Get yours.

Boy, if I was a terrorist...

The headline screams racism: Sikh's sword not welcome on VIA train. How terrible! I mean, goodness, nothing's more important than a person's religion. Not public safety, not human lives...NOTHING. What kind of barbarians stop some guy from carrying a sword onto public transportation! The humanity of it all.

Fer crissakes, I can see the voracious lawyers circling this issue like sharks. Someone's religious beliefs were insulted. Of course, if I were a terrorist, I would be watching this case with interest. 'cause if I wanted to hi-jack a plane or kill a whack of people on a train, all I would need to do in the future is dress up like a Sikh, replete with ceremonial sword.

Frankly, I think I will start a religion in which everyone has to walk around naked and carrying a loaded AK-47. Hey, it's my religion, you can't stop me!

Putzes.

Thursday, October 13, 2005

Let's start Googlebombing Paul Martin

If you type "failure" or "miserable failure" into Google, a Whitehouse biography of George W. Bush appears as the top search result. This is due to a googlebombing effort started by George Johnston on his Old Fashioned Patriot blog back in 2003.

I think we should do something similar to Paul Martin, Canada's dithering fool of a Prime Minister. There...see I just did it!

Let's get everyone to link to:
http://www.pco-bcp.gc.ca/default.asp?Language=E&Page=primeminister
with the words "dithering fool".

Just type, or cut-and-paste

<a href="http://www.pco-bcp.gc.ca/default.asp?Language=E&Page=primeminister" >dithering fool</a>

into a web page and it will look like dithering fool.

Have fun!